I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked,
“Can you afford fries with that?”
If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
(Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear.)